Hey, CSU Tech Vizcarrondo, has anyone ever told you that you look like the girl from Clockstoppers? What? No, I’m not hitting on you. Yes I know it’s a kid’s movie. My daughter had a thing for Jesse Bradford for a while… Please, stop making a face like you took a swig of expired milk.
Elliot, What part of hang back don’t you get? Your stupid word bubble is covering ADA Carmichael’s face. The only reason I don’t bust your ass to desk duty is because that kid’s lawyer seems to really be enjoying your tough guy act under the desk there…
(Ed. Note: It helps if you pretend that Captain Cragen did a “Say whaaaa?!?” type head turn when Elliot rushed the table between panels)
Fin. It’s because I don’t have to hit him twice. But can I tell you a secret? Sometimes, when I’m feeling really frisky, I hit him again anyway.
Stapler Justice remix!! I’d have slowed down, but I didn’t want to be collate for my meeting.
With all these new followers (hey fellow redditors!), I figured I’d alienate all of them with an inside joke for one person.
Cap, you don’t look so hot. You want a Tums or some Pepto Bismol or something? Why don’t you lay down for a bit… I’ll tell IA you’re busy and to come back another time.
Gee, Detective Stabler… Do you think someday I can have my name on the title credits so I can get away with sever abuse of suspects?
Hey, Elliot… The ACLU called. Something about a dinner honoring your achievements in fund raising. No… The cameras are still out, why?
Perps can’t read Elliot’s poker face. Mostly because their eyes are swollen shut. Also, it appears Elliot’s jokes have given ADA Novak a lobotomy.