You’d think that with all the time he spends thinking about submerging perps in concrete, he’d at least have his equations set.

Since leaving SVU, Elliot has been available for children’s parties. Unfortunately, this is his only joke. The rest of the time is spent describing, in great detail, some of the shit he’s seen gone down.

Bouncin on perps’ skulls is what Stablers do best!

I’d also like to apologize for taking so long to get back to posting. Between computer issues and freelance projects, I haven’t had ten seconds to myself. As a bribe for your forgiveness, I present to you a picture of Stabler with a puppy.

Olivia doesn’t have the heart to tell him that he’s not talking to a perp… He worked so hard to come up with that.

Detective Munch takes like 4 days off a year. Finn dreads every one of them.

Close, but no cigar, Amaro… and actually, you’re not even that close.

Ask yourself, do you feel lucky? Well, do ya?

Perp Russian Roulette is when two criminals take turns antagonizing Stabler. The one who get’s punched in the face first loses.

The DNA results are in and, as you can see, it doesn’t look good for you.