You’d think that with all the time he spends thinking about submerging perps in concrete, he’d at least have his equations set.

Since leaving SVU, Elliot has been available for children’s parties. Unfortunately, this is his only joke. The rest of the time is spent describing, in great detail, some of the shit he’s seen gone down.

Bouncin on perps’ skulls is what Stablers do best!

I’ll take this opportunity to give credit where it’s due. I get the majority of my screen caps from fanpop.com, uploaded by user nikki8green6. Other pictures are just screen grabs from google. The jokes are the most offensive ones I can remember, slightly modified to match Elliot Stabler’s specific point of view. They’re by no means original, but they’ve been around for so long, I doubt they have an original creator alive today. The “Stabler Laws” are from conversations had while watching SVU with a friend. Finally, if it’s not a joke/pun/law, then it’s all me.

I’d also like to apologize for taking so long to get back to posting. Between computer issues and freelance projects, I haven’t had ten seconds to myself. As a bribe for your forgiveness, I present to you a picture of Stabler with a puppy.

Olivia doesn’t have the heart to tell him that he’s not talking to a perp… He worked so hard to come up with that.

Episode 1: Elliot Stabler finds a bandwagon. He then proceeds to get on that shit. Tout de suite!

Detective Munch takes like 4 days off a year. Finn dreads every one of them.

Close, but no cigar, Amaro… and actually, you’re not even that close.

Ask yourself, do you feel lucky? Well, do ya?